I would say D! I choked on my own saliva while reading this out loud to my family so hysterical was my laughter.It hurt. She didn't understand, but she knew she was supposed to do. But don't they bring so much joy? :). Because she stole my toddler's lunch today, like a playground bully, that bitch. We have a dog. Yes six hours of yowling was "fun". That cracked me up! Spot on, girl! Bahahahahhaahahhahah. My dog gets excited when she vomits too - she'll come running over afterwards with her tail wagging like crazy and a big, frothy grin, and it's like 'Look! My dog does it too - about 3 times a year he has what I call a "licking seizure" - he just licks, and licks, and licks - anything in his path. I now refer to myself as Simple Dog a lot. The first test asked me to call my dog using a variety of words that were not her name to gauge whether she could tell the difference. Make one-of-a-kind gifts with these designs! If she knocked over the cup to get the biscuit within a certain amount of time, she'd pass the test. =). Part boxer, part towel rack.Our dogs should be friends. They are... special dogs. at least your dog tries. OMG, this was hysterical! That is TOO funny. However, unlike your simple dog, she looooves car rides and this is good because we drive from Oklahoma to Michigan and back at least twice a year. My dog licks the floor sometimes too, but I don't think he's retarded- he suddenly gets a lot more intelligent when there's a biscuit in the room.The cat on the other hand... he likes to lie sideways on the stairs and then roll over. Just finished reading this whole fucking blog (i think) and was going to congratulate you and your blog cause it's the one year anniversary since you posted the Congrats for Finishing My Blog (or something) post!! I have to move across the Pacific in 13 days - it's going to be a truly horrendous. But maybe it's like Rain Man...and will teach you to count cards or solve world hunger! Up! i love it too. All dogs are different and we love them for it :) Also a tard dog is cute and entertaining yes? Hyperbole and a Half is a combination of webcomic and blog written by Allie Brosh. (I'm in Portland right now, though I'm moving back to Washington next month.) Allie Brosh on the visual style, wit and pathos of Hyperbole and a Half. Awwww... my dog sits around licking things too. That was amazing and so worth the wait. he just dosn't care. For 6 hours. A lingering fear of mine was confirmed last night:  My dog might be slightly retarded. I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that maybe your dog is a miniature pincher.Karl - MinPin owner. Even though I'm not gay! *sigh* Mine is capable of scaring himself with his own tail. A lingering fear of mine was confirmed last night: My dog might be slightly retarded. What we ended up doing was going to the pet store and buying two sets of sled dog booties. I'm so excited!! I was seriously lol'ing all over the place with this one. (NOTE: When I say "loyal," I mean "stupid." But she makes up for it by being cute and adorable! He knows how to whisper to event the most retarded critter. Laughing and crying uncontrollably now. This is my dog. Oh, and btw, the positive-feedback loop reference was pure joy for us system dynamics types. ‎ Hilarious stories about life's mishaps from the creator of the immensely popular blog 'Hyperbole and a Half'. "Thanks for letting me relive my hell through yours. Cute as can be, but dumber than a fence post. I had a retarded dog when I was a kid. But the simple dog seemed to enjoy the trip. Instead, I've been trying to teach her how to go get her toys when I say, "Go get it!" Oh my god. Her name was Flash, and she would answer to anything that sounded remotely like Flash. YOU ARE FANTASTIC! Whenever I heard her retch in the backseat, I had to pull over as quickly as possible to prevent her from reloading her stomach and starting the whole cycle over again. I was less excited about the discovery because it turned my dog into a horrible, vomit-making perpetual motion machine. Aug 8, 2011 - More simple dog from hyperbole and a half. #1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations.FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. I can relate too, in fact I think you may have flown to Australia, stolen my dog and dyed her.. my old dog maggie was like that. my babies are laughing like crazy at the drawings. He's also crazy retarded. Awww, what a sweet story. So, I guess that makes me the stupid one? 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